12. NOW WHO INVITED YOU!!!!!

Ok! The day was going great. Family had arrived and we started playing board games and watching football games, all the things that ordinary families do. At the blink of an eye, everything went into a downfall. I went to the bathroom, and when i came out, i saw my cousin Johnny was in the living room. The first thing that came to mind was, " WHO INVITED HIM". Everybody know that he is the thief of the family. Just last christmas he stole my presents and tried to sell them to my brother. Now tell me that aint a hustler. But i left that in the past, I just wanted to know who invited him because someone should have let me know so i could put my good china away. But i wasnt tripping, I just didnt let that swipper out of my eye sight. So Im over there playing monopoly and ole Johnny is not no where to be found. I must have went in my room and he was in there suspicious. I was like " Naw playa, u gots to go! You aint got to go home but you got to get out of here." So he took his swiping paws back into the living room and stayed there until it was time for them to leave. But in the mean while, You know how every family has that one drunk relative! Well mine has two! They just cant say no, so i had to say it for them! I had to let them know, they cant be coming over to my crib acting a fool. Plus, if they break it, they bought it. And I dont have the time to be dragging people back into they cars and taking them back to their house just because they cant control their liquor! Not I, said I. So the moral of the story is.... Make sure you send out a guest list, and dont invite any guest that might want to talk to your drunk uncles or your swiping cousins!

LOL! JUST KIDDING!!! That was just a relief from all the soul searching, mind boggling writings from earlier on in the semester. P.S. My family is nothing like that. I wish they would come to my crib stealing! I'd break his hand off and smack my drunk relatives with it for bringing that crap in my house! LOL!